After I helped her put on her shoes and jacket, Hersey {2}, threw open the door and announced to her older siblings {and the world}: “Here’s me!”
Special Dark {5}: “Mom’s a genius!” after I fixed his marble run so it sloped properly.
Special Dark: Mom, truth or dare?
Me: Dare
Special Dark: Give Dad a piggy back ride and jump over the couch.
{I did give him a piggy back ride but definitely did not try jumping over the couch.}
Hershey: It’s your favorite man! {as she holds up my phone with a picture of Mr. Ferrero Rocher}
Special Dark on Easter Sunday: Are Guelito and Avi resurrected yet?
Me: No, not until Jesus comes again.
Special Dark: You know how Dad is getting gray hair? I don’t want him to die.
Me: He won’t die because he’s getting gray hair.
Special Dark: Yeah, but that means he’s old!
Filed under “Makes Perfect Sense….NOT”
Hershey: I need my jacket on because Giddy’s fat.
Hershey: Please change the basketball in my diaper.
Hershey: Mom, I’m tired. I want to lay on the treadmill.
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How funny!! Those two are crazy!
Thanks for the smiles!!
Love them all, especially “Please change the basketball in my diaper.” That one made me chuckle!
I love snippets from children. They are always hilarious. I remember a great one from Classic Rock, at age 3. I’d picked him up from a morning at church school and was driving home. “Mama, why does Abraham have bosoms?” Me: “Huh?” Him: “There’s a song, rock my soul in the bosom of Abraham.” Me: (punting to Daddy), “you should ask Daddy.” Him: “Okay, Daddy probably knows all about bosoms!”
Do your kids call him “Giddy” too? My Gideon is sometimes called “giddy-up.” Too cute.